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Gooberford 

One who is of such beandiculousness, they are considered, Gooberford.

See beanford.
That beanford is SUCH A GOOBERFORDBEAN! (-Bean can be added to any word to increase gooberness)
Gooberford by Beanford September 25, 2003
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Gooneroid 

To be in or with a group of Goon drinkers
"I was with the Gooneroid tribe last night and we were hanging out by Jubilee bruz"
Gooneroid by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

gooberdoodle 

someone who is a goof troop the max, not knowing how to interact in a social situation.
Man that guy is still wearing pleated shorts, what a gooberdoodle.
gooberdoodle by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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