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I Goo Bag is a person who works for Google. Goo Bags exhibit cult like behaviour and can be seen coming out of Google office buildings at any time of the day or night.
Did you know Goo Bags get free food at work?
Goo Bag by Smallfortunate October 19, 2013
Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.
"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods
Goobage by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021
Derivative of Goober. Copious Goobin' that leads to an excess overload of people acting silly or ridiculous. Goobage occurs typically when Goobers take things to an extreme.
"We were out partying and goobin' and there was extreme goobage.
Goobage by Dolphin's Breath May 31, 2009

goobaglob 

The amount of cum that remains in the condom after you rail a girl.
Dude, that goobaglob was huge.
goobaglob by Cerlz August 14, 2010

goobagoobadood 

stop destroying niners in front of a live audience!
person black: the racism is facism?
person white: the racism is racist goobagoobadood dwaid.
goobagoobadood by Niggity 12 December 15, 2022

Goobagoo 

A slur directed at those of the "Goofy Goober" descent.

A way to describe a goofy goober.
"That guy is a goobagoo."
Goobagoo by Rizzgod69420 January 24, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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