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one who is full of "goo", ie a cum dumpster....... synonymous with twat waffle, ass clown, lunchbox, or fuck stick
My boss made me work 50 hours over time, hes such a goo bag
Goo bag by King Dingaling November 1, 2007
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I Goo Bag is a person who works for Google. Goo Bags exhibit cult like behaviour and can be seen coming out of Google office buildings at any time of the day or night.
Did you know Goo Bags get free food at work?
Goo Bag by Smallfortunate October 19, 2013
Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.
"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods
Goobage by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021
Derivative of Goober. Copious Goobin' that leads to an excess overload of people acting silly or ridiculous. Goobage occurs typically when Goobers take things to an extreme.
"We were out partying and goobin' and there was extreme goobage.
Goobage by Dolphin's Breath May 31, 2009

goobaglob 

The amount of cum that remains in the condom after you rail a girl.
Dude, that goobaglob was huge.
goobaglob by Cerlz August 14, 2010

goobagoobadood 

stop destroying niners in front of a live audience!
person black: the racism is facism?
person white: the racism is racist goobagoobadood dwaid.
goobagoobadood by Niggity 12 December 15, 2022

Goobagoo 

A slur directed at those of the "Goofy Goober" descent.

A way to describe a goofy goober.
"That guy is a goobagoo."
Goobagoo by Rizzgod69420 January 24, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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