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gonculator 

mystical device in automobiles which processes goncules for the gonculatory process; an inherently important component of the internal combustion engine. The gonculator is a fairly inexpensive part and is labor intensive and costly to install.
Don't worry mam, we can replace that failed gonculator for you. It may take a couple of days and cost about 476 dollars but we will have it running in no time.
gonculator by nick April 9, 2005
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gonkulator 

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.
Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.
gonkulator by quasi February 7, 2004
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gonkulator 

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.
Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.
gonkulator by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004
v. To guess/calculate at the same time. Also an adj, to the work Gonc
I gonculated that there answer.
gonculate by ALL BLK AUDI September 29, 2006

gonkulator 

This is a part made for an 1967 austin cooper S in 1979 by me. It was used to keep the car engine cool as they were notorious for cracked heads and overheating. It consists of a gallon jug filled with water, a rubber 2' rubber hose connected to the top of the jug, a rubber hose from the jug to a copper tube with holes drilled at 1/2" spacing mounted in front of the radiator. You simply blew on the hose connected to the jug and water would be delivered in front of the radiator cooling it off just enough so that the car would not go into the red. Repairing the head made this item obsolete :) My twin brother came up with the name the first time we used it on a fishing trip.
This gonkulator is a part used on a 1967 austin cooper S right hand drive to alleviate overheating :)
gonkulator by Gonkulator December 14, 2012

gonkulator 

In addition to the above definitions, Gonkulator is a band from Woburn, Massachusetts, who purport themselves to be the world's foremost farcical "black metal" band.

A big fan of the band introduced Gonkulator to several of his friends here in Davis, CA, and thus a strong following for Gonkulator was developed here.

None of us knew what Gonkulator actually meant before it became the name of the guitar effects pedal, so someone took the liberty to make the word mean whatever he wanted it to mean, and thus it became another synonym for vagina. I like it better than "pussy" myself.

From there, the verb "gonkulate" was spawned, and that is "to produce a secretion from the vagina or female ejaculate."
"Dude, don't go in that gonkulator without a raincoat unless you wanna catch something!"
gonkulator by djrijk July 5, 2004

Gonkulater

the word meaning caculater for dumb folk who cant speak english.
YO, hand me that gonkulater, son.
Gonkulater by Poision Smoke October 16, 2006
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