Gongzalo

A pale male of the pig descent. He eats PILIPINO! (urge of every word) food everyday, three times a day. He has SBL... and I mean SALTY. BROWN. LIPS. You know what I'm saying? With the little green Pilipino juice squirting out at your face! And the when he laughs. OMG. His laugh makes you so constipated.

OKAY SO. Here is Gongzalo's process of constipation presentation elimation:
First, he starts by sitting on a chair with AT LEAST 2 chairs next to the chair. Then he puts his arm around the left chair and spreads his legs apart. *Warning* His legs MUST be exactly at a 90 degree angle. Next, he starts shaking his legs like he's going to pangpwee really hard like POOT! This is already making me want to go pyak sy. After that, Gongzalo starts rubbing his big fat bulging stomach. Then, he starts going "ahh" like in Don't Cha(this is his all-time favorite song). He also squeezes his lips together at the same time. Worst part of the process-- He laughs and you can not see his eyes because they are covered by his face fats(by the way, he does not have a chin). And then. DUN DUN DUN!.......

POOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
He power-pangpwees. wait wait.
He's not done. UH OH! Hak-cheh!!!
HURRY! RUN FAT BOY, RUN! I DON'T THINK HE WILL MAKE IT ON TIME. HIS STOMACH IS MAKING LAOSY NOISES.
HE RUNS INTO THE HAK-CHEH AND PYAKS ALL OVER THE TOILET.
Gongzalo wears his scrubs 24/7. He and Lolet have secret parades in "Lolet's Hideout" with long nightgowns. They do tribal dances with scrubs and nightgowns and eat greasy Pilipino Pood!

by BoolsEye December 30, 2005

Gonzalo

Gonzalos are known for loving music and being handsome. If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.

Person 1: This is my friend.
Friend: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Person 2: You are so nice your name must be Gonzalo

by Ha!Idiot. April 23, 2019

Gonzalo

Gonzalo’s are known to be really good looking, smart, awesome taste in music, sweet, and athletic. Gonzalo’s are great with bear hugs and their spirit animal is definitely a bear. Gonzalo’s are the best person to possibly hang out, Are very lovable, adorable, and give the best kisses. In conclusion, gonzalos are the best.

Hello gonzalo

by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021

Gonzalo

Legends say he can break a punching bag with one kick, he swims in a canal, he is the Legendary Gonzalo

Gonzalo used his special

by Red Cyanide August 16, 2019

Gonzalo

He’s very funny, endlessly entertaining. Honestly you’re never bored around Gonzalo, probably one of the most amazing people to have in your life. Gonzalo is probably the best person in my life and I wish he honestly understood how much he means to me. I just don’t wanna annoy him with how much he means to me so yeah.
“Ok Adele”

Gonzalo is pretty cool

by TerraTheGroot April 27, 2019

Gonzalo

Gonzalos are known to be risk takers, adventurous, risky, fun, loving, handsome, and having a good taste in music. Gonzalo gives the best hugs and is very lovable, so in that case gonzalos spirit animal is a bear. If he cares for you he will do anything in his power to help you. In conclusion, gonzalo is a great person.

Hello gonzalo

by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021

gonzalo

known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.

"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"

or

"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"

by bunnyexplosion May 20, 2008