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gonf by gonf lover March 25, 2019
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It’s got a hot air balloon on it
Ya’ll wanna hit this Gonf? It’s got a hot air balloon on it so you know it’s good
Gonf by Gonfer January 24, 2022
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It’s got a hot air balloon on it
Hey dude wanna hit this GONF? It’s got a hot air balloon on it, so you know it’s gotta be good
Gonf by Gonfer January 24, 2022
n. A term used to replace Gonzaga Highschool in D.C.
Often used by people in neighboring public schools or boys who didn't get in.
Boy 1: Dude, Gonfaga is so fucking gay, everyone who goes there is a fag. Hence the name.

Boy 2: Like I haven't heard the term Gonfaga a million fucking times. Get a new joke, asswipe.
gonfaga by Sue Pirnova May 15, 2008

trio gonflé

An expression used by complete retards that aren't able to ask for a large frie
Hey I'm a retard, can I have a trio gonflé?
trio gonflé by Bobkani February 28, 2010

gonfalon 

a word that can carry any number of meanings. As versatile as
the F word, and as all-encompassing as the widget. Gonfalon can be an
active verb meaning to have sex with, a passive verb meaning to nap, a
noun meaning a crotchy old man, or an adjective meaning big or
important. The original meaning of gonfalon is "a poster or banner hung
from a wooden pole for use on display, such as used in Medieval Italy."
Therefore, perhaps the most appropriate usage of the word gonfalon is
when it describes throwing a wooden stake like a javelin, with the
intention of "gonfaloning" someone who causes you displeasure.
By the end of reunions, Ashley just wanted to gonfalon that old
gonfalon with a gonfalon and then go take a gonfalon
gonfalon back in Scully.
gonfalon by Mid-Day July 2, 2007
A highly selective group composed of the top 1% of society that meets on ifunny to discuss controversial topics going around the globe. It’s lead by the gonftator, a genius with an iq of 130. If anyone knows, it’s the members of the gonfchat.
Cultured Dude: Did you hear about the gonfchat?
Uncultered Swine: Ew no what’s that

Cultured dude: A place where scum like you don’t reside
gonfchat by Dnnddndnd March 11, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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