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maria is such a gomunt.

wow, what a gomunt!

what is that gomunt doing?!

I HATE GOMUNTS!
Gomunt by panda and cub May 4, 2010
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Damn, girl, you lookin' Gountry in your apple-bottom jeans and cowboy boots.
Gountry by MELLEN89 September 13, 2010
Related Words
1. A swift fist thumping delivered as punishment for insolence

2. An impotent leech with delusions of grandeur

3. When an ignoramus misquotes literature to seem sophisticated
1. When my roommate walked out of the bathroom wearing my robe, I gounted him in the crotch
2. That bitch-ass ghoul wearing a fedora is a total gount
3. "My favorite book is Gount Dracula by Rob Zombie"
gount by uncledelilah December 5, 2013
The national drink of India. Cow urine that is considered holy by hindus. Drink for religious and health purposes. Available in 500ml bottles on Amazon.
Modi: A cup of gomutra tea a day, keeps the Muslim away.
gomutra by gareeb_manoos September 20, 2017
Used at the end of a sentence, typically after a pause, to imply sarcasm.
*Friend gets bad haircut

“Your new trim is good…

Goment “
Goment by MIDRWK June 9, 2021

Gimuntuan 

Really really really big - not just gigantic, not just humungous, not just gargantuan, but GIMUNTUAN!
FT is gimuntuan grandmother fucker and ass-covering tea bag wearer and when he talks he might as well have meat curtains for lips because you can’t understand what he says and no one wants to stand in line next to him because he smells like pee.
Gimuntuan by Phak Yoo November 10, 2004

gountisan 

A device of ore relating to a fountain.
Hey, do you see them drinking out of that water gountisan over there?
gountisan by Jimmy Buffet March 19, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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