1. A swift fist thumping delivered as punishment for insolence

2. An impotent leech with delusions of grandeur

3. When an ignoramus misquotes literature to seem sophisticated

1. When my roommate walked out of the bathroom wearing my robe, I gounted him in the crotch
2. That bitch-ass ghoul wearing a fedora is a total gount
3. "My favorite book is Gount Dracula by Rob Zombie"

gount by uncledelilah December 5, 2013

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gomutra

The national drink of India. Cow urine that is considered holy by hindus. Drink for religious and health purposes. Available in 500ml bottles on Amazon.

Modi: A cup of gomutra tea a day, keeps the Muslim away.

gomutra by gareeb_manoos September 20, 2017

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Goment

Used at the end of a sentence, typically after a pause, to imply sarcasm.

*Friend gets bad haircut

“Your new trim is good…

Goment “

Goment by MIDRWK June 9, 2021

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Gimuntuan

Really really really big - not just gigantic, not just humungous, not just gargantuan, but GIMUNTUAN!

FT is gimuntuan grandmother fucker and ass-covering tea bag wearer and when he talks he might as well have meat curtains for lips because you can’t understand what he says and no one wants to stand in line next to him because he smells like pee.

Gimuntuan by Phak Yoo November 10, 2004

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gountisan

A device of ore relating to a fountain.

Hey, do you see them drinking out of that water gountisan over there?

gountisan by Jimmy Buffet March 19, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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