gount 

1. A swift fist thumping delivered as punishment for insolence

2. An impotent leech with delusions of grandeur

3. When an ignoramus misquotes literature to seem sophisticated

1. When my roommate walked out of the bathroom wearing my robe, I gounted him in the crotch
2. That bitch-ass ghoul wearing a fedora is a total gount
3. "My favorite book is Gount Dracula by Rob Zombie"

gount by uncledelilah December 5, 2013

Geunternet 

A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).

Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."

Geunternet by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. May 10, 2020

Geunter 

1. (Noun) A dirty German/Canadian who likes little boys
2. (verb) To wrongly touch a little boy

Ew! I was geunterized again!

Geunter by Steve Vandernagger July 11, 2007

gauntlets 

Fingerless short or long black leather, lace, satin, mesh, or fishnet forearm covers; some have a thumbhole; goth, biker~looking, or high~fashion feminine types. They're Badass! Can have patterns, tie~around straps, velvet, available in many different styles including ones with zippers & skulls.

I have so many pair of different pairs of gauntlets but my favorite are black leather with a long zipper~they go all the way to my elbow, & they have little metal skulls on them!

gauntlets by Starchylde May 30, 2016

gonta gokuhara 

BIG BUFF BARA BOY WHO DESERVES THE BEST AND DESERVES NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS

Gonta Gokuhara is best boy.

gonta gokuhara by nyehehehe July 7, 2017

Gonta Gokuhara 

BEST BOI EVER FROM DANGANRONPA, HE DESERVES THE WORLD (he luv buggies)

Person 1: hey do you know who gonta gokuhara is?
Person 2: hes the best boi

Gonta Gokuhara by Rat juice September 3, 2020

gonta

fucking handsome

Gonta Gokuhara is hot!

gonta by gontagokuharaa June 2, 2018