An extreme breed of redneck/hillbilly, found in the deep south. They speak an easily-recognizable dialect. They beat wives, their trailers, anything. They like to drive "four leelers" through "leller fields". Exercise extreme caution.
joeybobbo: Hey boh you-unnadance!? I'll fightchee, by god.
You: Shut up, you gomar..
1.A stupid camal jockey living in America (noun)
2. Someone who foces their friends to do stupid things while he watches
see dumbass (noun)
3.Gomaring- to be stupid beyond all reason (adv)
4.Gomared- to do something unreasonably stupid for stupidities sake (verb)
example: Mr. Majd tells his friends, "five dollars to the man who can break his leg!" His friends believe him and begin to hurt themselves. Frosty breaks his leg and asks for his five dollars but the Gomar doesnt give it to him. Frosty yells, "goddamn you Gomar!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.