Goldilocks Bitch Share definition Flag An older, or older acting person who is just the right kind of curmudgeon. While he used to keep his cool in his younger years, he became a goldilocks bitch. Goldilocks Bitch by goldilocks134 April 23, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Goldilocks Bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch