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Goldilocks Bitch
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An older, or older acting person who is
just
the right
kind of
curmudgeon
.
While he
used to
keep
his cool in his younger years, he became a
goldilocks
bitch.
Goldilocks Bitch
by
goldilocks134
April 23, 2022
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