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Golden Oldie 

A Golden Oldie is an old individual who enjoys chiming into things they are not a part of and is not afraid to point out if your child has lost his leap card

Golden oldie 

A golden oldie is a old person. Typically old people are weak and has limited mobility but a golden oldie is the opposite. Even if they are old they are still very healthy and is still successful in their field. You use this word for people who are no longer young but still successful.

Note: Calling an old person "oldie" will sound disrespectful.
My Grandpa is a golden oldie, he still plays rugby at the age of 77

Buffon still plays football at the age of 45, he is a golden oldie
Golden oldie by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023

golden oldie showers 

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you
Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.
golden oldie showers by bouncyb October 18, 2008

golden oldies 

60s through 80s
Golden oldies music is awesome
golden oldies by scullscan July 16, 2015

Olden Golden 

Olde English 800 Malt Liquor
Grab me an olden golden out the fridge!
Olden Golden by Legacy 106 September 28, 2006
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