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a person that is young but act old.
James your a oldie for listening to old rock.
by c.c.1 February 09, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A pet name for a person who is approx. 10 years older then the girl/guy they are dating. Usually given to a male in his 30's who wears jorts!
My oldie is living in the Petrified forest!
by J to the A-fizzle August 24, 2007
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A handjob using mayonnaise as a lube.
"Rob gave Todd an oldie last night."
"That makes me hungry for a ham sandwich."
by C. Cake July 23, 2013
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A woman who has passed her prime however is still considered an object of sexual desire by many men
Man did you see the rack on that oldie Ralph took home last night?
by DrScrabble November 11, 2020
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A guy that has a state of mind, music taste and clothing taste from the 70s till the early 90s. Oldies are great friends, you can always trust them. Oldies are also very smart and funny
Jonh: Peter is a great friend, he’s and Oldie right?
George: Yeah dude totally he loves weird shirts and Pink Floyd and he’s hilarious!
by Oldies gang August 06, 2020
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A guy who loves the clothes, the mind state, and the music from the 70s till the early 90s. Oldies are very smart and funny people, you can trust them and they’re the best friends you can ever find
Jonh: Peter rules! He’s Indie right?
George: No dude he’s more like... an Oldie
by Oldies gang August 06, 2020
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