Golden Tallywhackers Share definition Flag Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on. The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them! Golden Tallywhackers by Maria and Alii November 25, 2007 Get the Golden Tallywhackers mug.