Golden Spike

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

drive the golden spike

Traveling a long way to meet up with an internet person for a booty call, possibly as far as transcontinentally.

He's going all the way out to Tulsa to meet a girl from the internet. Let's see if he gets to drive the golden spike.

by Moe Cheezmo December 20, 2008