A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.
I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…
by whoops, let me clean that off March 07, 2008
A cross between a Golden Retreiver and a Poodle, the Golden Doodle is often the beneficent of abuse.
by Ben Webster February 10, 2004
The cutest breed ever. It's a mix of Poodle and Golden Retriever. They are hypo-allergenic and they are easy to train with only 1 month needed. They love kids, babies, other dogs, adults, and just all around any living thing. I own one and he knows how to roll over, give paw, give both paws, play dead, jump, speak, sit, lay down, stay, come, play, let go, and every trick you can teach a dog.
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 04, 2021
by Lolalovescock February 22, 2021