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Don't touch that , Thats Goko!
Goko by TheLombies August 29, 2010
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Common term for go-Karting.
Yo bro, let’s goko.

I’ll beat you round the track.
Goko by Connor Lengman August 30, 2021

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

An extremely long name. The real/full name of Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Guy 1: "Hey, what was Scar's real name again?"

Guy 2: "I think it was Jagemu Jagemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Foraimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paupo-paupo Paupo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chounmei no Chosuke."

Guy 3: "No, dude, you got it all wrong. It's Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke."

Guy 1: "Oh, alright, thanks."

Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura koji no bura koji paipo-paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke 

A)Scar's full name is Fullmetal Alchemist
B)Longest name in the world
C)Appeared in a folktale where some parents have a kid, but they dont know what to name the kid, so they chose this wicked long name
Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura koji no bura koji paipo-paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke, wake up!

Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke 

JoJo Fanon character that's name made me have a stroke
Mfer 1: Wow bro you seen the new transfer students?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?
an armenian male that is good at boxing has a short temper and is about 5'4
u are a gokor
GOKOR by gazzan March 30, 2009
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