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Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Related Words
gofurs gouranga gogurt gourmet Gourav gourd Gogurting gofuck gofu Gourab

gourmet fucking fruit gels 

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"
Gouri is an amazing girl with sparkling personality. She is usually super friendly and nice . She is also very pretty , especially her eyes and hair , even though she doesn't think so . She doesn't have full confidence in herself , even though she should . When she is with her friends , she is crazy and hyper . If you insult her , she couldn't care less . If you insult her friends , Her coming at you is the last thing you will see for a while .
Dude you going to hang out with Gouri?

Duh Gouri is the definition of awesomeness

Gouri; of awesomeness
Gouri by prpzdrtyui March 18, 2018
•(noun) A bright individual with an incredible mind. Many layers to his thoughts and beliefs. Has a way with words to leave you speechless. A contagious smile.•
For you Gouri
Gouri by lkylii September 21, 2016

Gournuts 

Easily excited to the point of craziness.

Hysterical enjoyment.
Q: Did you see that kid in the candy store?

A: He went f'n gournuts with that huge selection!

That chick was so fly I gournutted in my pants upon first glance.
Gournuts by Chipper78 July 17, 2009

Ghetto Gourmet 

Ghetto Gourmet is when you make a meal with a little bit of money but with a whole lot of flavor. Usually involves ramen noodles and foods that don't normaley go together.
Mark: man i'm hungry but theres nothing to eat
Chris: no problem homie G ill wip us some ghetto gourmet