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Cloud God 

A ‘Cloud God’ is someone who is pronounced gay but would rather hide his feelings towards men to prevent violation.
Bennet: Are You Cloud God?
EP: I’m not gay!
Cloud God by Cool Dude Who Is Cool February 13, 2021

Jean-Claude God Damn 

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
Jean-Claude God Damn by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009