God, church 

When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.

Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church

God, church by TheROASTER😎😎😎 June 20, 2017

God, Church 

God Church is the term used by Jake Paul in his song 'Its Everyday Bro' song and refers to something going well.

'And i drop some new merch and its selling like a god, church.'

God, Church by JangoFettSayingPossibly June 13, 2017

God, Church 

the amazing song Jake Paul made to represent the vlogs he posts every day as well as the constant grind he has in his life (the song also represents Team 10

And i just droped some new merch, and its selling like a god, church

God, Church by logangpauler#1 July 11, 2017

God Church 

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.

God Church by DJFudrucker June 2, 2017

God Church 

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

God Church by Anusboi June 10, 2017

God church 

A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.

And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

God church by TheWordSubmitter June 11, 2017

like a god church 

A lyric in Jake Pauls' song "It's Everyday Bro", it has no real meaning, it just rhymed with the song. When Jake Paul was asked what it meant, he said he had "no fucking idea"

"And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

like a god church by Smarticle Particle June 18, 2017