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God's Will

A religious persons way of exonerating themselves of all responsibility, and all guilt that may result from the consequences of the choices they make.
Alex: I can't believe you ran over a little kid, you shouldn't have been doing coke while you were driving.
Jacob: Maybe not but you know that's just God's will.
by RobTheReef June 29, 2009
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God's will

1. The force of a divine being.

2. KARMA -The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.

3. Fate
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 17, 2005
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God's will

An excuse to kill another person, needing no further explanation or preparation.
Jeff: Yo bra, why you stab me?

"Bra": God's will, buddy.
by Cairoi June 26, 2007
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god's will

an engineers way of saying "you're fucked" if something wrong happens and the engineer is at fault.
London Bridge fell down?? Well.. God's Will mate.. God's Will...
by Owen Mikhail May 11, 2006
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it's God's will

The "ultimate manipulative phrase" that self-centered/dictatorial people use to try to pressuringly persuade others to acquiesce to their wishes, usually with purely selfish intentions, and often with disastrous results. Alternatively phrased with equally false/deceitful statements such as "Well, I prayed about it, and God told me that this was what you should do" or "Well, if you really love God and are a true Christian, you would do this", it is generally designed merely to guilt-trip someone into performing an unreasonable/dangerous/potentially-injurious action which usually ends up merely benefiting the requester, while laying excessive burden/risk on the reluctant provider.
Teenage daughter: I don't like this man; I don't want to marry him. He's way too old for me, and I have glimpsed his "other side" a few times, and it ain't pretty. I'm too young to think about stuff like that yet, anyway --- I want to enjoy the social dating scene first, and meet lots of nice guys before I choose a permanent spouse.
Parent: Well, your father and I prayed about it, and it's God's will that you marry this man.
Teenage daughter: Yeah, right --- **sure** you did! Just like your other relatives did when THEY got married --- and look what miserable relationships a lot of THEM have now! They're locked into unhappy marriages that they can't get out of because **God** wouldn't approve of a divorce from one of his *sacred unions*!! Nice try, Mom --- no THANKS!
by QuacksO January 22, 2017
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Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis!

Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.
(Long, akward silence)

Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!

Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?

(Conversation starts)
by gizmo19961 November 4, 2009
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