Goblin time 

Resorting to goblin like tendencies, the user will often tip toe around the room in the dark, sometimes in the middle of sex stealing trinkets and other things. And say things like “me thinks this will be a fine addition to my collection” while cackaling . Be careful out there.

This guy stole stuff from me in the middle of sex while laughing, it was so weird
That guy was just an expert at goblin time

Goblin time by Bennet the goblin April 20, 2022

time goblin 

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.

"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."

time goblin by Jacks Spoon November 20, 2013

time goblin 

he gobbles time

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.

time goblin by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 7, 2018