Goblin cum 

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.

I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?

Goblin cum by GAWII April 26, 2014

Cum-Goblin 

Creature who gobbles mouth loads of jizzum.

Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?

Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.

Cum-Goblin by Christee Carter January 28, 2009

Cum Goblin 

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

Cum Goblin by Boofkin May 4, 2022

cum goblin 

1. The little bit of cum that stays in the penis after sex or mastubation, usually pissed out afterwards.

2. An ugly chick who gets a face full of cum.

"Dude, I totally blew a cum goblin in that bitches face!"
or
"You're such a cum goblin!"
or
"That bitch that gave me head last night was a cum goblin, thank god i was drunk!"

cum goblin by kevin89 January 11, 2009

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

Cum goblin 1480 by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

rot pussy cum goblin 

A woman in her early 30s who does meth and is passed around from dope boy to dope boy showers 1 to two times a month and if ask men ain't shit

That new bitch alyssa is a rot pussy cum goblin

rot pussy cum goblin by Alyssa's a hoe March 19, 2025