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GobbleJob 

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.
GobbleJob by SikkFukk November 23, 2023

GobbleJob 

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.
GobbleJob by SikkFukk November 23, 2023

Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.
"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

Gobblecockin 

One who is... up to no good; sketchy; shady; a troublemaker; a theif
Them gobblecockin sons a bitches stole my toilet paper again!
Gobblecockin by M.H.Kidd May 21, 2018

gobblegoul 

Italian meat u can buy at deli's.
Yo, ma, where da fuk is the gobblegoul?
gobblegoul by GGGGGGGGGGGGG September 10, 2005

gobblejammer 

A gobblejammer is someone who sticks the head of a live turkey up his ass while fucking it. Usually refers to someone who does it often.
Ty: Dude, Neal's such a gobblejammer

Vin: Ya dude, he still has feathers sticking out of his ass
gobblejammer by Tydude August 30, 2007