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Gobble Gum 

Gobble-Gum: A blowjob from a person without teeth
Your grandma just gave me the best Gobble Gum ever
Gobble Gum by Delaron9 January 16, 2016

Gobble gum 

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures
yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny
Gobble gum by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

Gobble Gum 

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.
Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.
Gobble Gum by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Gobble Gum 

A spherical shaped ball of candy but instead of bubble gum it is just filled with cum.
Does the goody bag have any Gobble Gums?
Gobble Gum by Yaa Boizz December 16, 2019

gumsy gobble

When a man receives oral satisfaction from a woman with no teeth.
I know she got no teeth but she gives great gumsy gobbles.
gumsy gobble by ohwhatsthat May 18, 2010
When you get a blowjob from a person with no teeth
Man 1: Dude, your nan looks hot for someone her age, you think I could get her to gobblegum me?
Man 2: DUDE!!! That's fucking gross!
Man 1: ...So is that a yes or a no then?
gobblegum by ChaosFan420 January 15, 2016
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