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Gobble Job 

First used by Brittany The Fat Slob. When a human being excitedly and eagerly takes a penis into their mouth, in order to give fellatio
Wow, Brittany is grat at Gobble Jobs!
or
Hey, I got gobbled last night!
Gobble Job by Brittany Brizone December 3, 2004
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Gobble Job 

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
Gobble Job by rat_prince May 30, 2014

Gobble Job 

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
Gobble Job by Shmamm! November 23, 2024

jobby gobble 

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.
Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?
jobby gobble by TomJUK January 19, 2008

Gobblejob 

Origin co. Galway Ireland.

means eating a bures fanny.
i.e a lickout
aww man i gave that bure a serious gobblejob last night, she was quiffing all over the shop!
Gobblejob by Ciaran89 February 24, 2008

gobblewobble 

Overhanging skin on a pugs mouth
Luna stop shaking your gobblewobbles
gobblewobble by DJB2021 March 13, 2021

GobbleJob 

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.
GobbleJob by SikkFukk November 23, 2023
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