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The parent-to-child equivalent of piss off I’m busy
5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?

The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
Go play by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
Words you can keep
Move tf around before u get hurt
Lemme see yo phone no go play
Go play by OhhThatsJEFE April 24, 2020

Go Play Outside 

A common phrase used to harass and berate gamers to stop being “lazy asses” and “go play outside.”
“Bobby get off your fat ass and go play outside.”

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!”

go play on the freeway

an insulting way of telling someone to go away, along the lines of get lost, & hoping the person in question gets hurt.
"that's the fifth time you've asked me that today. why don't you do us all a favor & go play on the freeway?"
go play on the freeway by bigbutt98 September 2, 2009

go play in the road

An expression of anger towards a person or persons, indicating you would like them to leave.
Take your toys and go play in the road, idiot.

Go Play Fortnite 

1) Go fuck yourself
2) Leave me alone
3) Go have gay sex with your friend
Person 1: Youre gay
Person 2: Go play Fortnite
Person 1: ....You went there

Go play with traffic 

something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment
sarah - lets go feed the hens

peter - no, go play with traffic
Go play with traffic by grogsy September 13, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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