GnomeToys

A small company which has recently risen to be one of the world's top manufacturers of Heavy Industrial Lubricants and refurbished condoms.

Man: "Honey, we're out of Anal-eze again!"
Man2: "Just call GnomeToys, their prices are great and their delivery is super quick!"

GnomeToys by GnomeToys April 9, 2003

gnomeosexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to gnomes.

Gnomeosexual Likes to masterbate with gnome figurines, have their partners dress up like gnomes or gives sexual favors to gnome figurines.

Josh can't stay away from Miss Nancy's gnomes. The police were called as he was sliding the gnome in his butt while he was pinching his nipple screaming "gnome me, gnome me master"!

gnomeosexual by Red On The Head October 20, 2015

Gnometastic 

A term describing an amazing beard

Guy one: "Dude, that guy's beard is fantastic"
Guy two: "I know right. It's gnometastic"

Gnometastic by HurtadoKid June 22, 2014