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Unsure when the first use of this word came about, it smashes together glorious, undefeated, and somehow ritzy, to create an entirely new term. Gluzzy is generally used in a positive manner to mean "cool" "awesome" or in passing as a general hello.

A hand sign of taking the right hand and forming a capital G is another form of the word and can be used as a hand wave.
As a Hello: Ayyyy Richard, Gluzzy!
Something is cool: Yo Marcus those new kicks are Gluzzy!
Gluzzy by Smitty_245 October 23, 2017
An absolutely fucking catastrophic hotdog possible like not even the fattest slag possible could guzzle the fucker.
"holy shit he just ordered a 'Gluzzy' he gonna fucking choke on that shit"
Gluzzy by BallCrusher345 April 30, 2022

pinch your guzzy 

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful
Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!
pinch your guzzy by jac-h May 12, 2011

Glizzy Hands 

A term used for people whose fingers are unusually large. The term was popularised by Twitch streamer "Atrioc" when his friends make fun of his fingers.
"Those guys over there have such large fingers, we should call them Brandon "Glizzy Hands".
"How do you know they have large fingers?"
"..."

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

glizzy gladiator

(Noun) - One who exemplifies the gobbling of glizzy to a gigantic degree
“Damn pops, you just get at that glizzy in one go? You’re a goddam glizzy gladiator!”
glizzy gladiator by Exodius July 4, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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