when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves
Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
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Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025
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