Glurky Turkey

when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

Glurky Turkey by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Glurky Turkey

A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

Glurky Turkey by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Gurky Turky 

one of the hottest creatures to ever roam the flat earth. likes eating turkies a lot, and can be found near the back of the art room. he is fucking cute as hell and has a budget phone.

Damnnnnnnnn, you out here looking like a gurk

Gurky Turky looking like a SNACK
That phones nice and new, but it’s something gurk would have

Gurky Turky by cuteboi443 October 14, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008