by ssftable September 29, 2003
Dad: What goes "Miaow! Glug glug glug!"?
Me: A catfish.
OR
My brother: What goes "Neigh! Glug glug glug!"
Dad: A seahorse! That was a good one!
Me: A catfish.
OR
My brother: What goes "Neigh! Glug glug glug!"
Dad: A seahorse! That was a good one!
by Goldfish United! February 26, 2009
by The duck song August 01, 2019
a blowjob.
"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."
by fuck-me-grande November 08, 2020
Iam *Glug glug* "Tsah! Urgh. Oh! *cough cough* Wow! That's... That's not any better than last time..."
Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"
Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."
Hym 😐
Iam "....."
Hym 😐
Iam "... Ok fine..."
Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"
Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "
Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"
Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "
Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"
Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"
Hym "............ Yes."
Iam "Here."
Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "
Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"
Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."
Hym 😐
Iam "....."
Hym 😐
Iam "... Ok fine..."
Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"
Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "
Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"
Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "
Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"
Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"
Hym "............ Yes."
Iam "Here."
Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "
by Hym Iam February 02, 2023