Glubgorg

1. The exact face you make when you walk into a room and immediately forget why you’re there.
2. A mythical creature said to haunt group chats, only appearing to send confusing voice notes at 3:17 AM.
3. A type of emotional flatulence — when your brain just gives up and you say, “Whatever, I’m gonna nap.”

“I just opened the fridge, stared inside for five minutes, and forgot what I wanted. Full glubgorg mode.”
• “Stop being such a glubgorg, bro, we literally made these plans yesterday.”