Noun: Someone who, in an act of desperation, throws glitter in the air (as to take everyone else off guard/ distract them), then escapes the general area.
Jane: "Hey, what do you think about kids?"
John: "Uh...." *tosses glitter at Jane*
-John successfully turns into a glitter ninja
John: "Uh...." *tosses glitter at Jane*
-John successfully turns into a glitter ninja
by Glitter Ninja Master August 1, 2011