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Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
by misshingo October 30, 2012
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Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.
by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011
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Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women
"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"
by themanginger August 3, 2014
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