Glaswegian
He's a Glaswegian
Glaswegian by Stephen McLeod December 4, 2003
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Glaswegian
People from Glasgow are called Glaswegians. Glaswegian is also the name of the local dialect of Scots, commonly known as the Glasgow Patter.
Glaswegian by Sissy May 28, 2006
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Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?
Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!
Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!
glaswegian by Minderbinder March 5, 2011
Glaswegian
Someone from Glasgow in Scotland. Majority of male Glaswegians wear white trackies, caps and sport shaved heads. These are commonly known as neds or chavs.
Person 1: "What do you call a Glaswegian in a suit?"
Person 2: "I don't know."
Person 1: "The accused..."
Person 2: "I don't know."
Person 1: "The accused..."
Glaswegian by extraspecial August 16, 2008
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Glaswegian by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021
Glaswegian Swashbuckle
The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
Glaswegian Swashbuckle by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018
glaswegian kiss
A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.
glaswegian kiss by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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