Girth Brooks 

A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.

- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.

- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.

- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.

Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.

Girth Brooks by Captain Kack n Bahlz January 12, 2020

Girth Brooks 

Roy Brooks' name if he were to work in the adult film industry.

Roy's penis isn't really that long, but he makes up for it in girth!

Girth Brooks by payouroy May 13, 2005

Girth Brooks 

A person of immense girth/wideness, usually morbidly obese, and unable to move

Check out the ass on Girth Brooks over there

Girth Brooks by ricardo montalban November 20, 2003

Girth Brooks 

A country boy chode. When his dingaling is stupid thick and he plays acoustic.

Nate's made so many girls bleed, his new name should be Girth Brooks!

Girth Brooks by turdunit October 26, 2016

Girth brooks 

He has a big fat wide cock

His cock was so fat they called him girth brooks

Girth brooks by anonymous November 18, 2021

Garth Brooks 

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

Garth Brooks by 1069 December 26, 2005

Garth Brooks Elbow

To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.

When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.

Garth Brooks Elbow by ohiofisherman May 23, 2009