girl scouts

are on the dark side

come to the dark side... we have cookies! therefore the girl scouts are on the dark side

by Tapadoodle November 13, 2009

Girl Scouts

A race of slimey, smelly blob creatures from a distanct planet called Drog whom take the form of an adolescent/preteen girls to sell stale and poisoned cookies to the human population in an attempt to take over the world.
The cookies are made by slaves - the human girls they had abducted and replaced.

"Would you like to buy a box of yummy girl scout cookies?"

by ChrisTbk August 29, 2005

Girl Scouts

When people act like a bunch of whiny bitches or argue like bitches.

Person 1: Oh my god dude, I'm reporting you for hacking.
Person 2: Kid you're just mad I'm good at the game.
Me: Y'all a bunch of girl scouts.

by Comidiyan May 6, 2021

Girl scouts

Pyramid scheme for moms that don't have lives

What's a good business model?

Girl scouts

by Whyiseverygoodnametaken October 23, 2020

Girl Scouts of America

The same thing as boyscouts only better because they sell cookies that are good.

GIMME SUM FUCKIN CARMEL DELIGHTS OR I'LL KILL EVERY MOTHER FUCKEER IN THIS ROOM! THER'es GONNA Be blooOd all over the ciling and little girls heead s In flAming FlayMezz flying across the room shooting guts oUT!

by Kruger 7 March 23, 2005

Girl Scouts of America

An organization that is not dedicated teaching young girls good morals, but a business dedicated making profit from selling cookies.

In short: Cookie Terrorist

The car bombing last week was a result of the terrorist organization, Girl Scouts of America, whose vicious tactics have resulting in the purchase of 5.324 trillion boxes of their Samoa Cookies.

by Andrew and Rebecca November 18, 2009

girl scouts cookies

Very potent weed, DO NOT smoke it bfor school or work................a blunt will have you gone.

"Bro I smoked some girl scouts cookies
and I cant get outta my seat"

by Ajizzle November 22, 2013