Girl Scouts

A race of slimey, smelly blob creatures from a distanct planet called Drog whom take the form of an adolescent/preteen girls to sell stale and poisoned cookies to the human population in an attempt to take over the world.
The cookies are made by slaves - the human girls they had abducted and replaced.
"Would you like to buy a box of yummy girl scout cookies?"
by ChrisTbk August 03, 2005
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Girl Scouts

When people act like a bunch of whiny bitches or argue like bitches.
Person 1: Oh my god dude, I'm reporting you for hacking.
Person 2: Kid you're just mad I'm good at the game.
Me: Y'all a bunch of girl scouts.
by Comidiyan May 07, 2021
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Dude those cookies are amazing, where did you get them from?
Girl scouts dude
by xFrap February 09, 2010
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come to the dark side... we have cookies! therefore the girl scouts are on the dark side
by Tapadoodle November 13, 2009
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The club for girls age 5-17 that teaches them people skills, real life skills, and money hounding skills. You can identify them by the shiny buttons and hand-sew patches on their vest or sash. Or you can look outside of a local grocery store for the munchkin asking (polietly, taught by her leader!) "would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?".
Would you like to try some girl scout cookies? 70% of the money goes directly to the troop. 20% to the council, and 10% to the baker.

And they are good!
by Cheryce October 28, 2006
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1. A youth program for girls (female equivalent to the Boy Scouts) that works to teach them life skills and how to sell cookies.

2. Slang for lesbian.
I bought 23 boxes of cookies from a girl scout.

Man, all the hot women are girl scouts.
by drogulus January 25, 2007
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Young prudy girls who are taught "life skills" by elderly lesbian women and enjoy it until they become 18 years of age when they realize what they've gotten themselves into.
Guy 1: what's wrong with her?
Guy 2: oh she just realized she's been hanging out with girls that want to get with her.
Guy 1: How'd that happen?
Guy 2: She's a Girl Scout.
Guy 1: oh okay
by hahahaaaaaa September 15, 2007
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