Girarder

1. Verb (from french): To cheat on one’s partner

What a dog ass n*gga... he just girarded two nights in a row.

He got caught after having girarder.

Girarder by Perio_escobar April 14, 2021

Girardeez Nuts 

A common response to Yankee fans who constantly call for Joe Girardi to be fired after every single fucking loss, even if it isn't Joe Girardi's fault.

DoucheNYYfan: "Bro, Joe Girardi sucks kid. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing bro."

GirardiAdvocate: "The Yankees just swept the Red Sox in a 4 game series moron... GIRARDEEZ NUTS!"

Girardeez Nuts by brYzmz August 9, 2009

Cape Girardeau 

Small hick town in the bootheel of "Missourah" with a name that sounds like it could be the name of a concentration camp. Features one mall with about five good stores; people here go to Walmart for fun.. or squirrel hunt. But other than that theres not much to do in this jank town but sit here and write up urbandictionary definitions.

Howdy yall, i was born and raised in Cape Girardeau. Wanna load up yer airshoft guns and shoot up shome shquirrls?

Cape Girardeau by jusskeepinitreal December 11, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008