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Ginger Dick 

Having intercourse or masturbating long and/or hard enough without efficient lubrication to cause the head and part of the shaft to become red, inflamed, and raw.
"Dude, I fucked that chick from the bar last night. All night! But she was dry, I didn't have any lube and now I got ginger dick."

"Hey, you hear the perv at the end of the dorm got busted spanking it? He was at it so hard, gave himself ginger dick."
Ginger Dick by Dovahkriid January 27, 2017
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ginger dick 

a dick that is tinted red a long with a fire crotch. so everytime a girl goes down, they get blinded by the red-ish color of the crotch
dude, that guy's got a ginger dick.
ginger dick by gingerlover<3333 February 1, 2009

ginger dick 

Term of endearment that can also be used in the pejorative sense depending on the mood and situation.
This souffle is so delicious, it tastes like warm ginger dick!

My mother found all my porno and threw it away. Why does she have to be such a mean ginger dick?

ginger-dick 

A term used to refer to the penis of a typical ginger male, which is widely known and can be described as:
1. a vibrantly red/pink toned dick similar to that of a dogs dick

2. what you'd imagine a dick would look like if it were to have pink eye (as if you could squeeze puss out of it)

Although it is a common trait amongst ginger males, not all ginger males have ginger-dick.

See ginger-gina
Melissa was apprehensive to fuck her friend Xavier's, a ginger, for fear he'd have ginger-dick, but luckily for her, his dick did not make her want to vomit.
ginger-dick by ihaightnessa May 15, 2015

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gingerlicker 

person who enjoys licking their ginger/ wankering with their dork
When Grace went out with a ginger haired boy everybody called her a gingerlicker.
gingerlicker by the gingerlicker March 30, 2010

gingerdick 

1. A form of oral sex in which edible oils are added to enhance sexual heightness for both parties.
2. A demeaning insult intended to question another persons manhood.
3. A sexual disease first seen in the bush near guinea. Symptons usually include: Brittle Dick Syndrome (see brittle dick disease).
"Hey gingerdick! Dont you have any sweater to knit?"

"My friends got it real bad, hes got them gingerdick disease."

"Im dying of gingerdick. My laps real sore!"
gingerdick by Mike Bruce May 14, 2007
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