Gillagaff 

Anything that is Incorrect, broken, silly, stupid or even dumb

Ah my rice is stuck to the bottom of my insta pot again, this some real gillagaff bull sh*t right here

Gillagaff by Bdogtheponderer October 13, 2021

gillagate 

To stick, shove or put something up your own or someone elses ass very quick and suddenly.

"During sex Dan gillagated me"
" Though it isn't a well known word, gillagateing happens alot"

gillagate by Loiper hoivleton December 14, 2015