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Hildabeast

Neal Boortz's preferred name for a certain harpy of a senator from New York State. Though the media has been portraying her as the next Presidential candidate, despite being the little difference between her and Medussa.
"Oh look, the Hildabeast is coming town to give a speach on wealth distribution."
Hildabeast by Kokopelli May 10, 2006

wildabeast

Any of a breed of large oversized women with bad hygene who call themselves "big boned". The breed tends to have a foul odor, wear out of date clothing, and dress in a proto-hippie manner. Typically feminist, will blame their lack of a relationship of weak minded men rather than their own fould odors or appearance. Most wildabeasts will deny being wildabeasts.

See also mare, maryanne.
I'll never go in the ladies room after that wildabeast has been in there again! The smell was enough to make me retch!
wildabeast by LanguageWeapon December 27, 2004

wildabeast hoof 

A wildabeast hoof is a scary camel toe. It's a sloppy, beastley, gianormous women's version of a camel toe.
"I was in spinning class and i realized the woman with the sweaty wildabeast hoof next to me, forgot to wipe off her seat. NASTY!!!!"

faggot sexy wildabeast 

A man that often identifies himself as a "hulking mass" and likes to fuck small bitches in flexi-positions. After he fucks a small "bendy" girl he typically rolls over her to commence squishing.
Girl, I'm tired of these frail niggas, I need me a faggot sexy wildabeast.

hildabeast

A student at St Hilda's - a girl's only college at Oxford university, UK. The college is in 2007 transitioning to co-ed.

The term hildabeast is probably derived from Wildebeest and is often used in a derogatory manner.
It’s hard for students to live with the Hildabeast stereotype.
hildabeast by manar May 30, 2007

Wildabeast

Of or pertaining to the possession of the fab 5 inlcuding: black mustache, big nose, bulging eyes, saggy ass, overpowering toungue
I was so desperate for some action I had to settle for the Wildabeast.
Wildabeast by Kurt/jim December 9, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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