often referred to as carrot/gilette/ghilda/german philosopher/socrates/marx/mortimore lover
hot and smart, will be in denial for ages that everyone loves her, attracts girls somehow and wont admit shes michael jackson, she loves to draw but will also say shes not that good (even tho shes mozart), she only likes her friend sofia, her only friend that is, and will often get mad at her but still loves her. she hates pickles, green beans, sometimes tomatoes and cavoletti di bruxelle, and eggs sometimes, WILL HAVE THE AUDACITY to say shes not a picky eater.
loves to fart.
hot and smart, will be in denial for ages that everyone loves her, attracts girls somehow and wont admit shes michael jackson, she loves to draw but will also say shes not that good (even tho shes mozart), she only likes her friend sofia, her only friend that is, and will often get mad at her but still loves her. she hates pickles, green beans, sometimes tomatoes and cavoletti di bruxelle, and eggs sometimes, WILL HAVE THE AUDACITY to say shes not a picky eater.
loves to fart.
by gildasonlyfriend November 21, 2021
Get the Gilda Pretolanimug.