Gijoud 

The sound a man makes when you kick him in the balls

I kicked rian in the balls yesterday, all he did was exclame "GIJOUD"

Gijoud by Scrabble_cheater December 18, 2021

giroud

To be extremely inconsistant and unpredictable.

Lately I have been extremely giroud on my math tests without studying.

giroud by giourdlover101 July 30, 2017

Giroud

An underappreciated worker who's incredible abilities are overlooked simply because of his incredibly good looks.

Person 1: That guy is such a Giroud, he's complete trash at his job the only thing saving him is that hes sexy as fuck.

Giroud by smedsc June 22, 2017

Giroud

Giroud is a term that you call a soccer that usually misses and only scores headers, also he has to be very handsome looking

Guy 1: "Dude Eric is such a Giroud he is so crap, The only reason that he has a girlfriend is that he's handsome"

Giroud by Skr4b August 2, 2016

Gigoudous 

The cross between gigantic, humongous, and ridiculous.

Damn, look at that girl right there, she got that gigoudous donk.

Gigoudous by Dub_LL November 12, 2009

giroud

A rubbish footballer

Giroud sucks

giroud by Calsqeezy September 23, 2016

Giroud

An evil presence, synonyms include 'Devil' and 'Death'. Known to the people of earth as a football/soccer player who is absolute shit. Cannot pass or shoot in a straight line and is a total dickhead. Scored a couple of goals in the 90th minute to equalize, however that's all he's done. For fucks sake why isn't he banned from the sport? Football clubs would pay to get rid of him, no wonder he spends most of his pathetic life on the substitute bench. What a waste of space!

Pele: "Who is that player? He can't even kick a ball straight!"
Bob: "That's Giroud, sir"

Giroud by Dr. Drake of Northern London August 1, 2018