To be extremely inconsistant and unpredictable.
by giourdlover101 July 28, 2017
An underappreciated worker who's incredible abilities are overlooked simply because of his incredibly good looks.
Person 1: That guy is such a Giroud, he's complete trash at his job the only thing saving him is that hes sexy as fuck.
by smedsc June 22, 2017
Giroud is a term that you call a soccer that usually misses and only scores headers, also he has to be very handsome looking
Guy 1: "Dude Eric is such a Giroud he is so crap, The only reason that he has a girlfriend is that he's handsome"
by Skr4b March 10, 2016
An evil presence, synonyms include 'Devil' and 'Death'. Known to the people of earth as a football/soccer player who is absolute shit. Cannot pass or shoot in a straight line and is a total dickhead. Scored a couple of goals in the 90th minute to equalize, however that's all he's done. For fucks sake why isn't he banned from the sport? Football clubs would pay to get rid of him, no wonder he spends most of his pathetic life on the substitute bench. What a waste of space!
by Dr. Drake of Northern London August 1, 2018
An evil presence, synonyms include 'Devil' and 'Death'. Known to the people of earth as a football/soccer player who is absolute shit. Cannot pass or shoot in a straight line and is a total dickhead. Scored a couple of goals in the 90th minute to equalize, however that's all he's done. For fucks sake why isn't he banned from the sport? Football clubs would pay to get rid of him, no wonder he spends most of his pathetic life on the substitute bench. What a waste of space!
by Dr. Drake of Northern London August 1, 2018