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An underappreciated worker who's incredible abilities are overlooked simply because of his incredibly good looks.
Person 1: That guy is such a Giroud, he's complete trash at his job the only thing saving him is that hes sexy as fuck.
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by smedsc June 22, 2017
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To be extremely inconsistant and unpredictable.
Lately I have been extremely giroud on my math tests without studying.
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by giourdlover101 July 30, 2017
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Giroud is a term that you call a soccer that usually misses and only scores headers, also he has to be very handsome looking
Guy 1: "Dude Eric is such a Giroud he is so crap, The only reason that he has a girlfriend is that he's handsome"
by Skr4b August 02, 2016
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An evil presence, synonyms include 'Devil' and 'Death'. Known to the people of earth as a football/soccer player who is absolute shit. Cannot pass or shoot in a straight line and is a total dickhead. Scored a couple of goals in the 90th minute to equalize, however that's all he's done. For fucks sake why isn't he banned from the sport? Football clubs would pay to get rid of him, no wonder he spends most of his pathetic life on the substitute bench. What a waste of space!
Pele: "Who is that player? He can't even kick a ball straight!"
Bob: "That's Giroud, sir"
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by Dr. Drake of Northern London August 01, 2018
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An evil presence, synonyms include 'Devil' and 'Death'. Known to the people of earth as a football/soccer player who is absolute shit. Cannot pass or shoot in a straight line and is a total dickhead. Scored a couple of goals in the 90th minute to equalize, however that's all he's done. For fucks sake why isn't he banned from the sport? Football clubs would pay to get rid of him, no wonder he spends most of his pathetic life on the substitute bench. What a waste of space!
Pele: "Who is that player? He can't even kick a ball straight!"
Bob: "That's Giroud, sir"
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by Dr. Drake of Northern London August 01, 2018
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Comes by many names, also worshipped by many, he is often referred to as Devil or Lucifer and also has his own symbol
Giroud is evil
by JamesJohn222 July 21, 2018
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