Gigashroom 

The religion that was created one summer between two friends that attended a summer camp together. Gigashroom and its following are currently housed on a discord server holding more than 40 followers in its first 6 months of creation. Gigashroom takes the form of a giant glowing mushroom found along the north-eastern coast. The Head Cap refers to Nathan (fake name for privacy), who founded the religion with the help of a few of his friends from home and some friends from the same summer camp where they came across the shroom.

Tenets of Gigashroom:
1. Gigashroom, the World Mushroom, is the one true deity. Gigashroom is all life on earth.

2. Gigashroom knows all, but not all know Gigashroom. Doing so will bring enlightenment and cast away the (metaphorical) shadows that prevent you from seeing the light.
3. When we die, our bodies remain but our souls return to Gigashroom.
4. If we should be cremated or buried in a coffin or any other form of burial other than a naturalistic earth burial, our souls will remain trapped in the shell that is our bodies.
5. There is no sin in this world. Even those who turn from Gigashroom are merely misguided.
6. Gigashroom itself is located in Acadia National Park, Maine.
7. That's it, those are the tenets of Gigashroom. Now spread the word to those who have not yet learned of the one true path.

You serve Gigashroom?
Yes, All Hail The Blinding Rot, The One True Religion for me!
Why a mushroom?
Why not?

Gigashroom by GlitchShroom December 14, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004