Ghost Tits

The slang term used to reference a women breasts that have implants.

Dan: Man i'm lucky to have a wife with such big tits.
Phil: Dude, they ain't even real! Shes got ghost tits.
Dan: NO!
Phil: Yes, she had got implants three mouths ago.
Dan: Well, at least I can imagine they're real...

by VulgarDictionary December 31, 2013

Ghost Tits

A female who goes extremely out of her way to hide her huge boobs. Then comes the day shes wearing something more revealing and you discover the magical truth.

Brian- Herman did you fucking see Jen today?
Herman- Yeah dude in that low cut shirt! I never knew she had such beautiful ghost tits this whole.

by Schermacide October 28, 2013

Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020