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Ghost Play

A stealthy method of dry humping. One partner places a sheet over his head (resembling a ghost) and proceeds to lay on top of his victim and remain motionless for an extended period of time. As the ghost play progresses, gentle rocking by the apparition may enhance the experience of both partners. When the ghost is finished, he throws the blanket over the victim's head and quickly evacuates the premises, resulting in confusion and disorientation. Was that a ghost?
Michael: "what just happened? I was in the other room and heard commotion! Was there a ghost in here?"

Gina: "I don't know what happened! It must have been ghost play!"
Ghost Play by Dixiepoopbabes March 1, 2011
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Ghost Play

An action that has no utility to the person making that action, and no utility to any person affected by that action
Ordering a #1 meal from chick fil a and leaving the store after getting your drink: ghost play.
Ghost Play by 12347385747391hohn January 6, 2022

play the ghost 

(v.) - to sit back and chill, specifically in a hostile or turbulent situation.
"Yo this is a wild ass party!"
"True. I'm gonna sip this Jameson and just play the ghost..."

"Patience my child. Sit back. Play the ghost cause cheaters never prosper they do 22 to the most."
play the ghost by _p_t_g_ January 29, 2009

Ghost Recon Breakpoint player

A man who never touches grass, because they are too busy playing a fake military game. They could play all the other games but chose breakpoint. They probably don’t take showers, and they are likely gooner. Do not approach.
Oh he is a ghost recon breakpoint player I just know that dude smell funky”

ghostplayz

ghostplayz plays a game called scam me
ghostplayz by ghost playz June 10, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026