Southern United States derogative slang for a male who exhibits normative Texan characteristics, such as wearing cowboy boots and hats, speaking with a Southern drawl, chronic overconsumption of malted alcohol products and affection for firearms but also (ironically) engages in homosexual behaviour traditionally frowned upon in Southern US culture.
As opposed to term gay due to juxtaposition of the two cultural characteristics.
He may look like a good ol' boy, but don't let him fool you. That boy ain't right. I reckon he's a Gheytor, I tell you what.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.