Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.

Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!

Ghetto snow by Dump truck December 8, 2016

ghetto snow day 

A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.

We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!

ghetto snow day by notrpi April 7, 2010

Snow Ghetto 

When you are completely unprepared for any winter weather storm. No 4 wheel drive, no all wheel drive, no ice scraper, no snow jacket, no snow boots!

Yo dog, I feel bad for Brian. He’s out there in his timbos and T-shirt cleaning off his 2 wheel drive civic with a broom. It’s a foot of snow out there He’s snow ghetto!

Snow Ghetto by E-wheezy-F-Baby January 4, 2018

Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.

I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!

Ghetto Snowcone by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011

ghetto snowboard 

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.

Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.

ghetto snowboard by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018