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Gevonne is the sweetest girl on Earth. She is loving,caring, and gorgeous; a girl who makes you feel warm and deserving. Most importantly a leader! Having a Gevonne will make you not long for anyone else in the world. She’s sexy, loyal, determined, affectionate, down-to-earth. Her love is so strong, but don’t piss her off. You’ll see a side you’ve never saw before! If you have a Gevonne, you are most definitely the luckiest guy in the world. She is "THE ONE". The one every guy wants.
I need a Gevonne in my life! Gevonne is the one!
Gevonne by G-Lynn November 23, 2021
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1. The act of cock-blocking or being a cock-block
2. (Gevonte slap) To bitch slap over dramatically and follow with you hand being perfectly stiff and your fingers pointing to the sky
3. To ask a stupid question that usually is answered with sarcasm
1.Timmy: "Hey Janice, you know i like you alot and i want to go to the dance with you"
Janice: "Aww Thats sweet I'd..."
Bystander: (Interupts Janice) "Hey Timmy, are you finally asking that chick you stalk?"
(Bystander = Gevonte)
2. I WILL GEVONTE SLAP YOU!!!
3. Garet: Hey guys I was so burnt at that party last night!!!
Mitchel: Did they have drugs at the party?
Garet: you fucking gevonte...
Gevonte by Slendy-kiss-kiss September 27, 2012
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A strong independent woman that has a lot in common with nature she will be rich and own a family company she will have 30 kids she knows how to handle stuff that she is going thru
Gevonna has a big booty!😘
Gevonna by Ningago34432 February 8, 2019
Gevonni
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This guy can be your best friend if you give him your trust because he’s a kind trustworthy guy on the inside he’s also very humble, down to earth, kind souled, Real, and a self aware asshole.
person-What up Gevonni u was talking shit?
G-yea I was just talking about how I’m how shit on you rn after I beat your ass!
Gevonni by 4.5 April 6, 2023
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